Second Examiner.

Name: Second Examiner.
Nickname: E2
Age: 1008
Main Want: To have fun whilst doing my job, and not be overshadowed by E1.
Inner Want: That his patients know that life is not all that bad all the time.
Fantasies: Sex. Not to be overshadowed by E1 and be the one in control.

Personality traits:
Fun-loving.
Slightly perverted.
Easily excited.
Optimistic.
Narcissistic.
Serious when it comes to serious things like hatred towards family and all that.
Being a "supernatural entity" of sorts, I do not lead lives like the rest of the humans. My days are spent examining and we never need any sleep. We just... are. We have similar personalities to humans as after all, we are all spirits in the end and all spirits have emotional capabilities. Due to this difference, I do have a sort of superior mindset towards humans, though I do not really discriminate them as much as E1 might.
If you want to count up from my last life, it was 1008 years ago, as such I am 1008 years old. I have been through life and know what it's like to live before dying and being promoted to Examiner from human. I believe that people should look to the brighter sides of life like games and ice-cream. Oh and sex too. Always gets me excited when people hint about sex.

Other things you might want to note about my magnificent self,
I enjoy earl grey tea and rum & raisin Ice-cream.
I am proud of what I am now. Examining is really fun. You get to hear all the reasons why people did what they did and all the stories! Ooooo!
I have no family. In many ways, the Examiners are my family. Here in purgatory, no one needs family. I miss having a family though. I think that people on earth nowadays should be grateful for their families. After all, they DID raise you.
Back in my day, I loved hearing violins and cellos and the like. Now with all this new music, I would have to say that rock and pop music is the best. Have you heard the beatles? Their songs are just so fun to listen to! I almost fainted when John Lennon came in for his examination! I kept asking the questions and E1 didnt really care. I got his autograph too! Though he had a big hole in the side of his head...He was so totally COOL!!


Relationship with E1:
As I AM the second Examiner, logic would dictate that I am under E1 in rank. E1 has been at it longer than I have and I think he needs to loosen up some times. I mean... You can't always be too direct and methodical all the time. I would love to get rid of him though I still respect him. We keep a healthy rivalry if you put it that way. We are very effective together. We almost read each others minds sometimes! That is why I still respect him. Without him, I am more or less just a newbie at the job. Of course I don't always agree with him but I try my best.

Relationship with Michelle:
Michelle was an angsty one. I think that her life isn't as bad as she thinks it is. I mean c'mon. If I were her, I'd be really grateful that I even have a boyfriend to start of with. All I'm saying is that she has no idea how bad it could get. She ought to really think before she actually jumped into the train head on. What's up with that? Can't she find a better way to die? Obviously it didn't work. She was just hit really bad. She is very lucky to have survived in the first place.
I DO feel superior to her being like a total 901 years older and can get a bit frustrated when she doesn't see what I'm trying to get at. She's a LITTLE slow on the uptake huh.

History: Can't remember much about my past. Except that I really enjoy my job and make the most out of it. I say, if life gives you lemons make lemonade. If life gives you lemons and Carbon Dioxide, make Sprite. If life gives you lemons, carbon dioxide and a few pieces of wood, set up a stall to sell sprite. If life gives you all the above AND a factory, by all means start a franchise. Something tells me I was a merchant in my last life.
Pertaining to what I am now, I met E1 when I got promoted from human. He immediately took on the role of an older brother as I didn't have much of a family the last time. I look up to him but 860 years later, I have a few disagreements as to how he should carry out his stuff. During this time, I have been keeping up with them humans on earth through the people that come in, learning the new language in the process. Learning is a lifelong (or in this case deathlong too) process anyway. Thats why we have to adapt. I also like how innovative the humans are getting with all these cool new gadgets. The pen is something new and now we even have laptops! Of course I still prefer the pen to take down notes as you can draw stuff at the same time on the board. Whoops! Did I let that out? Haha. Don't tell E1! But these humans never really fail to invent and now there are better games and even more inconspicuous ways to kill time through this thing called facebook! I just might have to switch over one day.
Despite all the hype about human innovation, they still fail to grasp one thing, which is that life is not really all that bad after all. Day after day, people come in complaining about their life. Don't get me wrong I love hearing people's life stories. It's just that sometimes it gets annoying when they kill themselves over it. my life was pretty much crap too. I had no family and was raised on the street. Of course thats ages ago and I'm much more sophisticated now. You could say... I'm pretty divine coming from such a life.
Oh by the way, I AM using a laptop now. It's so cool! Facebook is a really cool thing. You get to post up things about yourself and all that. So fun and it's so me!

Signing off,
Second Examiner.